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theabominationis2spooky:

avengingpotter:

camillesaurus:

dirtytalkinginenochian:

Two bloggers went outside


that’s it that’s the joke

it’s an inside joke

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burst-of-giggles:

ssxvxtricky:

it’s 2013 and people are still acting like tumblr is a secret club

It is.

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off

remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time

advance australia fair

don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s

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thefoxxybenedict:

kinemon:

the-robot-condese:

asongofwaterearthfireandair:

this button

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should not be that close to this button

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another person understands

its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it

i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green

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sarcastic-snowflake:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

if a character is sarcastic there’s a 135% chance i’ll love them

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lolsofunny:

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she was a gull

he was a buoy

can i make it anymore obvious

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT TUMBLR

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l1nster:

Oh geez, Christoph Waltz…

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Jennifer Lawrence and Sally Field talk carpooling to the Oscars

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benedct:

hipstertheory:

sad-white-girl:

I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”

you probably could’ve worded that a bit better