Two bloggers went outside
that’s it that’s the jokeit’s an inside joke
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it’s 2013 and people are still acting like tumblr is a secret club
It is.
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I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
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did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time
advance australia fair
don’t forget when we officially renamed mcdonald’s
this button
should not be that close to this button
another person understands
its a metaphor on how easily it is to create life but at the same time equally easy.. to destroy it
i had to check and make sure that the last comment wasn’t made by john green
if a character is sarcastic there’s a 135% chance i’ll love them
she was a gull
he was a buoy
can i make it anymore obvious
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT TUMBLR
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Jennifer Lawrence and Sally Field talk carpooling to the Oscars
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I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
you probably could’ve worded that a bit better
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